Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question:
You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do???

Democrat's Answer:

That's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Can we pass a law to help people in his situation?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does PETA think?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the gun out of his

hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it???

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what sort of message does this send to society and my chidren?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content to just wound me?

If I were to grab his knees an hold on, could my family get away while he kills me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weeding day to make this street happier and healthier so it would discourage this behavior.

This is all so confusing!!! I need to debate this with a few friends and my psychiatrist for a few days and come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

…..BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

….BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click…(sounds of reloading)

….BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter:

Nice grouping Daddy!!! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips???