-Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
-You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
-You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
-Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
P.S. I just saw this on the shoebox blog and had to post it!

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Girl, I'm looking for a fuse cause you are the bomb!!
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